too many words by laura lemay

clif bars

Clif bars are on sale at! I like energy bars because they keep me from ravenously cleaning out the vending machines in the middle of the day. I like Clif bars over other bars because a. they’re really dense so they’re filling, b. they’re not yucky-sweet, c. they taste good, especially the chocolate ones, and d. they do not have the mouth-feel of tile mastic.

I like the chocolate brownie.